westernredcedar: (cedar cones)
westernredcedar ([personal profile] westernredcedar) wrote2007-07-07 02:20 pm

Seems Like an Anti-Climax...

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Severus Snape kills Voldemort on the way to the prefects' bathroom
Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom



...but what can you do?

Also looking forward to these scenes:
Draco Malfoy turns into a giant spider in a scene written whilst Rowling was having an acid trip
Lucius Malfoy chokes to death on a hot dog with help from the Mirror of Erised
and of course,
Severus Snape learns to make pancakes with a wicked cackle

Consider yourselves spoiled.

gacked from [livejournal.com profile] alisanne Thanks, that was an lovely few minutes of laughter. :)
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[identity profile] westernredcedar.livejournal.com 2007-07-07 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Milady the Most Honourable Cedar the Contrite of Fritterton on the Marshes

No comment. *off to fritter apologetically*