Last minute rec to cheer you up

If you are, like me, hovering around in a limbo state for another few hours, and need to cheer up, allow me to point or re-point you towards blpaintchart's Film Script for Book 7. I assume many of you read this already (I hope). I just read it again to escape the blues, and my goodness, it does the trick. This is the crackiest of the crack. You will never see a Ford Fiesta the same way again.
100% spoiler free, unless blpaintchart is skilled in divination. And oh, do I hope she is... :)

Part 1

Part 2

If anyone is out there, enjoy! *off to re-read part two once more*

ETA: Oh, and if you still need to laugh more, try this one too! Dr. Seuss, meet Lucius Malfoy.