FiC: To Keep You Alive and Safe

The fabulous blpaintchart and I collaborated on this entry in the Resurrection Fest at lupin_snape. It is rather daft and full of bad jokes, but nonetheless sweet, I think.
I'm rather pleased with our explanations for how the boys survived. :) Here it is:

Title: To Keep You Alive, and Safe.
Authors: westernredcedar and blpaintchart
Summary: Lupin and Snape are alive and well, in dialogue form.
Word count: 2800
Rated: PG-13
Warnings: naughty language, poorly used innuendo, bad puns
Challenge: For Res Fest at lupin_snape

A/N: westernredcedar and blpaintchart would like to give each other a sloppy kiss, a pat on the rump , and a slab of Honeydukes finest for writing this even with an eight hour time difference between them.
Also, thanks to _lore for letting us post all week. Whee!


To Keep You Alive and Safe

Into the woods...and a rec.

Well, I'm off on an extended science field trip with my class for the next three days. I'll see you all when I return Wednesday. I'll miss you! I will have lots of lovely time to write in the evenings with zero distractions, after I tuck in the hordes and turn out the lights. SNUSA!

In honor of my impending depature, here's a lovely rarepairs rec I've been meaning to post for a few days:

Happy Camper by indigo_kitti
Charlie/Draco (yes, uh-huh, it works, trust me), NC-17

The Order sends Draco off to the Romanian dragon colony for protection, and Charlie is his care-taker. Guh. I lurve Charlie Weasley, and this fic paints a lusty, sweaty, beefy portrait of him that still manages to be complex and endearing (yes, he has read “Pride and Prejudice” and says “cock” regularly. These are not mutually exclusive qualities after all. *ahem*). Draco’s POV is hysterical, as is the world of the dragon colony she creates.

I’m up to my eyeballs in fabulous Snape fic right now, what with snape_after_dh and res fest at lupin_snape, so it was a lovely break to read about these two completely non-Snape characters. Highly recommended.

Have fun without me, and be good!