FiC: To Keep You Alive and Safe

[westernredcedar]

The fabulous blpaintchart and I collaborated on this entry in the Resurrection Fest at lupin_snape. It is rather daft and full of bad jokes, but nonetheless sweet, I think.
I'm rather pleased with our explanations for how the boys survived. :) Here it is:

Title: To Keep You Alive, and Safe.
Authors: westernredcedar and blpaintchart
Summary: Lupin and Snape are alive and well, in dialogue form.
Word count: 2800
Rated: PG-13
Warnings: naughty language, poorly used innuendo, bad puns
Challenge: For Res Fest at lupin_snape

A/N: westernredcedar and blpaintchart would like to give each other a sloppy kiss, a pat on the rump , and a slab of Honeydukes finest for writing this even with an eight hour time difference between them.
Also, thanks to _lore for letting us post all week. Whee!


To Keep You Alive and Safe

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[westernredcedar.livejournal.com]

Damn, who told you? *mutters*

But we do need to sit down and have a talk about Snape, because, I'm afraid *whispers* he can fly. *nods* Sorry.

Off to the woods I go! Send the butch silvery doe after me if I'm not back late Wednesday.