Hy-sterical Brody!Snape

[westernredcedar]

Okay, the internet is killing me, I can't find this photo on-line. *trying to scan, tech-incapable grrr okay got it* For those of you with a Brody!Snape interest...and I know you are out there...I just opened my Entertainment Weekly (the June 29 ed., pg. 22) to find the funniest photo from Brody's upcoming film.



Okay, so, assuming that Mr. Brody is Severus here, what the hell is he up to?
Ha! I want fanfic!
Death Eaters in hiding? Vacation with Remus? Conversion to Hinduism?
I can't stop thinking about it. Help me.

Comments

[isildurs-babe.livejournal.com]

:D I love it!

Hmm how about...
Dumbledore had a plan that would bring him back to life (possibly involving Fawkes or some Elixir of life) but he did something that made Sirius come back instead -in typical dumbledore, self-sacrificing stylee (porn!stache-man on Brody!Snape's right is Sirius - he's happy to be alive so he cut his hair). Severus knew about the plan but was as surpised / devastated as Sirius that Dumbledore chose to bring Sirius back to life instead. Remus is the only one who knows Sirius is alive (naturally Sirius doesn't want to get Harry's hopes up and it might not be permanant). Ergo: Sirius, Remus and Severus go searching the muggle world (hence the odd interpretatin of muggle clothing) for a particular Buddhist artifact that will return dumbledore to life. Remus had a particularly bad transformation hence the bandages.
Remus and severus find they actually get along rather well and, of course, they secretly fancy the pants off each other. Sirius is highly freaked out by the mass amounts of UST flying around and much comedy ensues.

y'know I'd actually like to read that story :D

[westernredcedar.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! *loves* I want to read it too!

I am totally on board with porn-stashschwartzmann!Sirius and owenwilson!Remus too, although I had a brief flirtation with porn-stash!Draco (he's in disguise, hair dye, etc.). This is when they are on the run and have made their way to India on some sort of pilgrimage, or to start over as gurus perhaps. Maybe they are going to use a little magic amongst muggles to create a following for a cult? Hmmm. I love your idea that they are there to help Albus return from the dead with some sort of ancient magic. And the flowers?? Oh, I don't know *dissolves back into laughter*

I think the thing that is making me roll on the floor every time I imagine this Brody is Severus is those damn dark glasses.

he's happy to be alive so he cut his hair HA! That seems a logcal first step on returning from the dead...*g*

Ergo: Sirius, Remus and Severus go searching the muggle world (hence the odd interpretatin of muggle clothing) Triple HA! Brilliant.

[dizilla.livejournal.com]

ROFLAO! I agree, this needs to be written so it can be read. XD